Natural History, Melbourne review: good times, not gastronomy

The good times roll and the martinis flow at Natural History – Melbourne’s answer to New York’s steakhouses, replete with booth seating and classic charry cuts.

When you let the creative behind some of the city’s favourite and wackiest venues past and present – Honkytonks, The Bottom End, Sorry Grandma – loose on a venue, suddenly dining under the glass-eyed gaze of an albino peacock and hairy mountain goat in a New York-style steakhouse makes complete sense.

As does a three-martini lunch.

But such is Michael Delany’s exuberant vision for Natural History – a 350-seat Collins Street behemoth that takes in stuffed animals and steaks, caviar and cocktails, pints and porchetta – it’s proving popular with suits by day and party animals by night.

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Natural History is the most ambitious offering from the growing 100 Burgers Group (Mr Burger, Welcome to Thornbury, Hightail). Here Morgan McGlone (Belles Hot Chicken) serves up a menu of classics – oysters, parfait, Caesar salad – that segues via burgers to steaks on the grill.

Service is friendly but haphazard, and so too the cooking. Bullseye hits – one of the best fish burgers in the country, for instance – are let down by unforgivable misses (is a steakhouse with damp, floury chips a steakhouse at all?).

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Simple is best. With a soy-cured egg and beef tendon crisps, the steak tartare is overthought and fussy; an expensive prawn cocktail is little more than a tongue-in-cheek joke. The hanger steak with smoky crust and deep purple inner, however, is excellent. A salty Graham cracker base for the effortlessly light cheesecake is similarly inspired.

Natural wine makes up the bulk of the impressive 200-strong list, while Animals Dancing has programmed an excellent soundtrack, with DJs on the decks late in the week.

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Natural History is more good times than gastronomy – a disco diner for a 20-to-40-something crew where eating’s no longer cheating, but it’s not the main event either. Unless you’re three martinis in, of course.

401 Collins St Melbourne VIC 3000

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