The ranking of Arnott’s Shapes is a very controversial matter, however, I think we can all agree that newly teased flavour Coriander would come in dead last. That’s right, even after Savoury.

Arnott’s hinted at the possible new flavour on Monday night on Instagram alongside a post that read: “This one might be a bit divisive…Tag a mate who would eat a whole box of these bad boys to themselves.” Needless to say, there were not a lot of tags.

While the packaging looks pretty legit (the 2-star nutritional rating looks right) it seems unlikely that the flavour will happen anytime soon considering the deluge of negative comments and vomity faces that ensued. Also, they hashtagged it #DontWorryWeAreNotActuallyMakingThese. However, it was too late. People worried.

“What sort of sick satanic prank is this?” one person commented. “Hell is real. It comes in the form of Arnott’s Coriander Shapes,” another chimed in.

“They’d be better than the ‘new improved recipe’ BBQ and Pizza”, another said, and Shapes probably deserved that burn.

In a dramatic twist, Arnott’s has since announced that if the Instagram post gets one million likes, they will actually make the flavour a reality.  “Coriander Shapes was a fun concept flavour to see how our very passionate Shapes fans would respond. But then again, so were the Tim Tam British Collection, and then we made a limited run of the Scones & Cream flavour! We’ll make our fans a promise – if our Coriander Shapes post gets 1,000,000 likes, we’ll make a test batch!” a spokesperson for Arnott’s has said.

Now it’s up to you to stop this monstrosity from happening. Coriander haters, unite!

If you’re interested in the true Arnott’s ranking, this is the correct order.