The current apocalyptical conditions call for a very stiff drink and what better way to wipe the last three months from your memory than with a potent brew by the all-powerful creator of MONA himself, David Walsh.

For a limited time only, heathens can get their hands on Unholy Water, a series of bottled cocktails originally created for Dark Mofo. The collection includes an Espresso Damnation, Double Smoted Negroni, Behold Fashioned and Ye Almighty Martini.

Each label features writings from the book of Walsh. The Ye Almighty Martini reads: “And David Walsh said unto his barman: Make me an extremely strong cocktail of cold-smoked gin and honey-spiked vermouth with a dash of lemon and pepperberry bitters for I no longer wish to feel my face. And so it was.”

Choose from a twin pack for $50 or go the whole Sinner’s Set for $85 from moorilla.com.au.