Some of you may recall the strange fever dreams of crumpet toast in the late 1990s and their return back in 2020. Did crumpet toast really happen? It sure did, and it’s back, baby!

Sure, it might not taste as good as your local café’s sourdough crumpets, but it’s the next best thing, especially considering they take zero effort to make.

No, crumpet toast is not just a square crumpet – they have those already – this is crumpet bread with two sides of holey goodness and a crisp outer crust. This means twice as many reservoirs for butter.

Serving suggestions include butter and honey or Vegemite, because these are the only ingredients you should ever put on a crumpet, as decreed by crumpet law.

Tip Top Golden Crumpet Toast is available from $7 from major supermarkets for a limited time.

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