Look, we know we said we were saving for a trip to Japan but that was before KitchenAid released this forest-like stand mixer with a wooden bowl. It’s so chic we can’t stand it.

A KitchenAid stand mixer was already the ultimate status symbol for the home cook (ok, fine, and the Uber Eats experts) and the matte green finish with the warm walnut wood mixing bowl takes aspirational to the next level.

Designed to blur the line between art and appliance, the Evergreen Tilt-Head Stand Mixer KSM180 gives new meaning to function-meets-form. 

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If you’re looking for an early Christmas present – or just an excuse – you should know that the attachment hub is brass-plated, the stunning walnut bowl is compatible with all standard-size KitchenAid stand mixers, and the whole kit comes with a five-year warranty.

The kitchen appliance company’s luxe new release has already inspired a range of viral memes on social media, with sentiments relating to both the stand mixer’s looks and price tag. One says, “she is beauty, she is grace, she is out of my price range”.

We’re just gonna leave this here. Do with it what you will with it.

The KitchenAid Evergreen Tilt-Head Stand Mixer KSM180 is available from $999 and can be purchased here.

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