It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Especially because the festive season is when those seasonal Christmas chocolates hit the shelves. We’ve ranked these fleeting treats from best to Marshmallow Santa. We are not accepting feedback at this time.
Frankly, we’d rather have a lump of coal in our stocking than a Marshmallow Santa. Sickly sweet and with a deeply unpleasant mouthfeel, the marshmallow centre of this seasonal special is somehow already wet before biting into and it’s a hard pass from us.
Ferrero Rocher: “Can I copy your homework?” Lindt: “Yeah, just change it up a bit so it doesn’t look obvious.”
Sure, the Lindt Chocolate Canes aren’t as flashy as the brand’s Santas or Teddies, but when the chocolate is this rich and super sweet, the canes are the perfect little bite.
What’s better than a regular sized Malteser? A reindeer sized Malteser [to scale]! The seasonal Malteser Reindeer rules because it’s basically three chocolate balls in one and that can’t be a bad thing.
As if we were actually sharing our Kit Kats anyway. Kit Kat Santa is all killer, no filler, with the wafer centre of a regular Kit Kat but in a cute and jolly shape. No splitting required.
Absolute top tier, the relative newcomer to Christmas is the popping candy chocolate elves. The slightly fruity flavour of the pop rocks, the crunch they provide, not to mention the absolute joy they bring as demand your colleagues listen to the cracking and popping. It’s a 10/10.
