What is this, a hotel for mice? You’d better brie-lieve it. London’s about to gain every cheese lover’s dream accommodation offering and we camembert the thought of missing out.

If cheese is more of a lifestyle than a mere snack for you, what could be cheddar than staying at the Cheese Suite London? Camden’s Cafe Rouge has announced the opening of it’s fromage-filled hotel stay, where you’re invited to ‘brie their guest’ in collaboration with Cuckooz.

The suite is set to offer plentiful cheese boards and crackers, cheese-themed decor, cheese boardgames, cheese soap and large-scale cheese installations. Best of all, a cheese hotline delivery service will be available – something we think more hotels should consider offering in case of camembert-gencies. [Just when you thought we were done with the puns.]

Want to win a chance to stay at the Cheese Suite London? Entering the cafe’s comté is easy. You and your lucky guest of choice can rest cheesy in your private cheese room on Friday 7 February (plus enjoy a Cafe Rouge meal for two on the house).

For terms and conditions and to enter, head to Cafe Rouge’s website. Be warned: the suite will open for one week only, so enter with haste.