Wine must be one of the hardest languages to learn in the world and us wine writer folks tend to make things confusing, complex and sometimes downright impossible to follow. We push our trolleys through the fruit and vegie aisles plucking out descriptors, tossing in one-liners about malolactic ferments and volatile acidity, then make you learn a million grape varieties and blends to keep up with the latest thing to drink. We also know that our weird language involves a lot of foreign words. And though people can wrap their lips around shiraz, riesling and cabernet, we’re now offering up varieties that require a degree in linguistics to get comfortable with, all over again. Kath & Kim told us chardonnay is really pronounced kardonnay (car-door-neigh), but what about the slippery, apricot nectar-like viognier (vee-on-yeah) or knowing that you don’t pronounce the ‘T’ in merlot (merr-low)? Not too hard. But the latest varieties hitting shelves in numbers are getting trickier. Tried a xinomavro (zin-oh-mav-row) or assyrtiko (ass-ear-tea-ko) from Greece? The former is a juicy, spicy red, the latter a crisp, refreshing white. What about a montepulciano (mon-tea-pull-chi-yarn-oh) or a vermentino (ver-men-tea-know)? Drink spicy red ‘monte’ with pizza, but go a vermentino with straight-from-the-ocean seafood. That being said, some of the best bits about exploring wine are charting the unknown. Though they might come with verbal challenge, don’t be skipping delicious wines made from the nutty, fresh-feeling white grape fiano (fee-are-no), multi-faceted savagnin (sav-ah-nyin), crunchy-textured white garganega (gar-gan-egg-gah), slurpy, peppery red cinsault (sin-so) or, umm, slankamenka bela (slanka – what?!). Sometimes the most exciting, and most interesting drinking, might just be the least pronounceable.
Finding that label hard to swallow? Little bit tongue tied? Never fear!