Let’s start classy and go straight to the official commemorative china. Could anything could be more quintessentially British than sipping a cup of tea from a mug emblazoned with the initials of the bride and groom? Should you fancy something to nibble on at the same time, may we recommend the Royal Wedding Official Commemorative Shortbread? Royal Wedding Official Commemorative Mug – £25.00 Royal Wedding Official Commemorative Shortbread Biscuit Tube – £5.95 royalcollectionshop.co.uk

If you’re planning on going to a friend’s place to watch the big event, you’ll need something to put your champers, tissues and tiara in. Look no further than a Harrods’ royal tote bag, a nifty little number that manages to be patriotic and practical. Royal Castle Canvas Tote Bag – $66.10 harrods.com

Meghan is never going to need to don an apron again, so why not buy one in her honour? Bonus points for being handmade in Britain. Royal Wedding Apron – $33 amazon.com

If you’re not keen on creating your own little prince or princess, then grab a pack of ahem, crown jewels condoms (we wish we were joking). The description on the website is packed full of puns (think sheaths and swords). Making the finest commemorative prophylactics since 2011. Need we say more. £10 crownjewelscondoms.co.uk

If you’ve ever fancied Harry with multi-coloured hair and Meghan with mismatching clothes, here’s your chance to set things right as you mindfully colour in 30 pages of royal wedding silhouettes. Should you create any masterpieces and wish to display them, the pages are perforated for your convenience. $15.50 booktopia.com.au

It may be the most expensive breakfast you’ve ever had, but surely a limited edition cereal is worth the splurge? There’s “only” 1000 of these breakfast cereal wedding rings (and who doesn’t love a cereal pun) available. Kudos for it being vegetarian-friendly (because that’s really going to matter). $75.36 etsy.com

Should you find yourself slightly distracted during the wedding, you can always pull out your Harry and Meghan collectable puzzle book. The seller claims it’s a “beautiful softback cover with matte finish that’s a real conversation starter”. $5.95 amazon.com

Want to feel as if Harry and Meghan are right next to you? Well now you can with a life size cardboard cutout – a best seller from Amazon. Just imagine the selfies you can get next to the happy couple. $53.95 amazon.com