Available in both men’s and women’s, you’ll always put your best foot forward (to the closest doughnut vendor) with these espadrilles based on New York’s street food scene. Also available in pizza and burger and fries motifs. Jason Polan for Soludos, $75USD, soludos.com

Is there any other kind? Give those haters something to really talk about with this graphic t-shirt. Pre-shrunk to account for the tray of cookies you’ve got baking in the oven and available in four colours, for both men and women, what’s not to love about this t-shirt? Food on Your Shirt, $25CAD, foodonyourshirt.com

Oh kale, yeah! Queen B may have been the first to rock this superfood t-shirt but that won’t stop us from having a crack, even if we don’t quite have her body. Urban Outfitters, $28USD, urbanoutfitters.com

Perfect for the shellfish lover, these lobster emblazoned shorts will have that special someone hot on your tail. Ralph Lauren, $139AUD, ralphlauren.com.au

If one superfood wasn’t enough this quinoa and kale t-shirt by MINKPINK is perfect for that green smoothie addict (we know who you are). Urban Outfitters, $39USD, urbanoutfitters.com

For the die-hard Sriracha fans who love the heat and just can’t get enough. We can’t promise that if you wear this shirt you’ll be as hot as the sauce in the bottle – but feel free to try. Tshirt Lab, $24.95AUD, tshirtlab.com.au

For the debonair and sophisticated, these navy tuxedo-style slippers from Palm Beach in sunny Florida are handmade and are perfect for lounging by the bar with a gin martini in hand. Stubbs and Wotton, $450USD, http://healthimprovements.info/recipes/mint-juleps/16a4922f-6ce1-47c9-b7f7-3f28deaaca6e?current_section=recipes

Remember how your chemistry teacher told you learning the period table would be useful? We’re not quite sure this is what they had in mind but one thing is for sure, we won’t be forgetting our heavy metals and noble gasses the next time we fry up some crispy bacon. Zazzle, from $23AUD, zazzle.com.au