If you’re down for the absolute bare minimum this Valentine’s Day, these crunchy potato hearts from Aldi are just what the Love Doctor ordered.

Made for the couple who would rather be vegging out on the couch than scoring a table for two, the 500g pack of loved-up tots are the stuff of low-maintenance dreams.

Take things up a notch by donning your comfiest jim-jams and those socks you just can’t part with (so what if your big toe sticks out?) for a romantic night in with your special someone, or all by yourself. Nothing says “I love you” or “it’s going to be ok” like half a kilogram of low-cholesterol, frozen potato.

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Who would want flowers when you could be a lil’ couch potato and watch four hours of true crime documentaries again? That’s amore.

Aldi’s Seasons Pride Potato Hearts retail from $3.91 and are available now.
Check your local Aldi store for availability; aldi.com.au

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