If you love novelty-shaped chocolates, Easter is your season. Bunnies, bilbies, chocolate crocodiles… there’s a host of definitely-not-rectangular options to choose from. But for us, the humble Easter egg will always reign supreme. But what, we’re sure you’re asking, does your choice of Easter egg say about you?
You appreciate efficiency, simplicity, and functionality. You had a bunch of siblings growing up, so it’s important to you to be able to cram as many little eggs in your mouth as possible. You were also the kid who got a little aggressive during the Easter egg hunt.
You love a little bit of nostalgia and bake your own hot cross buns every year. You opt for the ‘slow graze’ method over Easter, snacking on little shards of chocolate as you go before inevitably discovering that you’ve accidentally ‘slowly grazed’ on an entire 24-pack before lunch.
You’re correct, this is the best Easter egg out there. You manage to pick the best dish on the menu every time (even without reading all 147 Google reviews in the Uber to the restaurant), and have a little family of sparrows that help you get dressed in the morning.
You’ve spent years passionately telling people that you love Creme Eggs, and have found that it’s now too late to admit that you actually prefer a Caramello.
You’re (still) a diehard Milky Bar kid but are a little embarrassed to admit it, so you settle for the Cadbury Dream. You probably also enjoy drinking a glass of milk, like… by itself.
You average 10+ hours a week on TikTok, and make all your decisions based on what’s currently trending. You might have tried to launch a YouTube vlog in 2009, and are a proud owner of a personalised Stanley Cup.
You take three sugars in your coffee and have been known to loudly announce that you’d love a ‘little treat’. You might also be a reformed Creme Egg fan (kudos to you, if so. It’s hard to admit when you’re wrong).
You have a penchant for the finer things in life, and probably have a pet named “Coco” or “Duchess”. You also appreciate that it’s far easier to justify a dozen little Lindt Easter eggs than it is six Lindor balls, even though the quantity of chocolate is probably pretty similar.
You’re an only child who grew up sitting at the grown-ups table at all family functions. You probably also like liquorice and Joan Jett’s cover of Crimson and Clover.
Blink twice if you’re alright?
