That moment of sheer, unadulterated joy when you first spot a hot cross bun in the supermarket … on Boxing Day.
Number 2
The 8 stages of emotional eating at Easter
Closely followed by the complicated Sunday school associated feelings that come with eating a hot cross bun before Good Friday. Free tip: that feeling is quite resolutely dissolved by simply peeling off the cross at the top. You’re welcome.
Number 3
The 8 stages of emotional eating at Easter
Swearing off sugar/complex carbohydrates/coffee for Lent … and then regretting all of your life choices.
Number 4
The 8 stages of emotional eating at Easter
The silent rage of lining up at your local fish and chip shop on Good Friday for basically a lifetime, only to get to the front of the queue and find that they’re out of flathead.
Number 5
The 8 stages of emotional eating at Easter
The solid sense of self that comes with spreading globs of Pepe Saya butter onto your Brickfields hot cross bun come Easter Sunday.
Number 6
The 8 stages of emotional eating at Easter
When you push through the chocolate coma and find room for another Turkish delight Easter egg…for morning tea.
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The 8 stages of emotional eating at Easter
This feeling.
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The 8 stages of emotional eating at Easter
Closely followed by this feeling: love you forever, four day weekends!