If there was ever a case of wanting something completely and utterly unnecessary, this is it. Fulfilling Christmas wishes of carb lovers the world over is this 10kg panettone, which quite frankly is exactly what we need in our lives right now.

Available exclusively in Australia from Leo’s Fine Food and Wine in Melbourne’s Kew, the panettone which will set you back a staggering $700, comes courtesy of Italian producer Breamilano 1930. And in case you were wondering what exactly goes into a $700 panettone, the producer lists only the best European butter (we’d certainly hope so), hazelnut grains and pandoro – a classic Italian sweet cake among the ingredients.

Discerning panettone devotees will also revel in the finer details of the panettone’s packaging, with each mega-cake arriving in its own hat box for safe keeping.

What a time to be alive!