I don’t know whose sick joke it was to put Sultana Bran in a kid’s variety’s pack, but this bland bran is destined to live at the back of the pantry until famine hits. Even then, we can’t guarantee it will get eaten.

The kind of cereal you punish yourself with for eating pâté the night before. Similar taste and texture to the cardboard it’s packaged in but at least you can feel somewhat virtuous after you’ve forced a few mouthfuls down.

A real money-maker for Kellogg’s. This depression-era cereal combines the world’s cheapest bulk carb with air to create a product that tastes like absolutely nothing. Eat it quick before it turns to congee.

Like an old trail mix that you found in the bottom of your backpack, only someone’s picked all the good bits out. To hide the mess, Kellogg’s has drenched it in honey, and it really does help.

Congratulations on reaching your twilight years. The best part about Just Right is the chewy apricot pieces that lend some soft fruitness to the barrage of rough crackle. We think it’s Just Okay.

Not Frosties but still a breakfast classics. Nice crunchy corn flavours but desperately needs some sexing up by way of sugar, strawberries and yoghurt.

Even if you kicked and screamed in the supermarket aisles, it was pretty much impossible to convince mum to buy a box of these sugar-crusted rings, making the mini packs all the more coveted.

High fives to the marketing team who have somehow managed to convince parents that this bag of caramelised sugar is, in fact, iron man food. Like wheat cookies in milk, it’s hard to beat a bowl for breakfast and a sneaky handful after dinner.

No surprises here. Coco Pops is the best and everyone knows it – even Kellogg’s, who give you two boxes of this and one of everything else. A spoonful of these crispy, chocolately puffs is well worth the beating you’ll get from your siblings when they discover you’ve eaten them in the night.