If you’ve been missing Schitt’s Creek since it left our screens, then boy do we have news for you. The Emmy award-winning series has been reborn in cruise form, with the first Schitt’s Creek cruise due to sail next year. 

Created by Flip Phone Events, the themed cruise will take place aboard the freshly refurbed Celebrity Summit from March 30th – April 3rd, 2023. 

Officially titled ‘Moira’s Party Boat’, Ew Cruising!’, the four-night cruise is primarily dedicated to the incomparable Moira Rose, and is set to depart from Miami, stopping in Key West and the Bahamas, before returning to Miami on April 3. 

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Onboard activities include dance parties, trivia, panels, musical events, bar crawls and a costume contest, with all of the fun and games completely themed in true Schitt’s Creek style, natch. 

Among the feature events that guests will have the opportunity to take part in: the Fold in the Cheese Dinner, ‘I like the wine, not the label’ wine tasting, Night of 1000 Moiras, a Little Bit of Rosé Pool Party and a big end-of-cruise bash themed entirely around ‘The Crowening’, Moira’s fantasy horror film from season five, and there’s even optional beach and snorkelling excursions. 

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Sound like just the dose of sweet Rose family nostalgia you need right now? Rates start at $999 US (that’s a little over $1350 Australian dollars) per person twin share cabins, including a drinks package. Suite bookings include the premium alcohol package, WiFi and $1000 onboard credit.

For full details and to book, head to: www.moiraspartyboat.com

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