Sweet tooths, please form an orderly queue. You can now stay overnight in a custom-built cottage that has been fashioned from 1.5 tonnes of chocolate. Its walls, roof, fireplace, bookcase, decor, and even the duckpond, are pure, quality chocolate.

The cottage, available to book exclusively via Booking.com, is an affordable €50 (roughly AU$80) per night – you just need to get yourself to L’Orangerie de la Manufacture in Sèvres, France. Only a couple of nights are available, so set your boringly inedible alarm clocks for 10.00am (CET) on 19 September, and again on 26 September to get in first for the 5 and 6 October stays.

Artisan chocolatier Jean-Luc Decluzeau is the Willy-Wonker-type behind the design and construction of this 18-square-metre, two-bedroom chocolate cottage. The cottage sleeps up to four lucky guests, who’ll be surrounded by chocolate treats.

Inside the cottage, custom chocolate details include clocks, cups, books, and even a chocolate chandelier. Outside, the chocolate duck pond neighbours a flowerbed of chocolate blooms. Guests will also partake in a unique chocolate workshop, making their own mini chalets.

Yes, most of the features are entirely edible. We won’t pretend to know how this works, but we’re willing to find out the hard way.