A luxury resort capable of sleeping up to 80 guests has come up for sale at Berowra Waters in Sydney’s north. 

The 8.75 acre property, Marramarra Lodge, is accessible only by water, seaplane, or helicopter and is kitted out with five-star bathroom facilities, day spa, a fine dining restaurant and 14 residences dotted throughout the hilltop location. The pile of bricks could be yours for a mere $8.8 million.

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Pristine bushtracks and panoramic views of the Hawkesbury River (on which you’ll have your own private jetty, two boats and a luxe boathouse) loop around the coast and through the accommodation spaces, which are designed to capture the Hawkesbury outlook and bushland views.

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The blend of structured and glamping accommodation feature river-stone bathrooms, large suspended balconies and light-filled interiors complete with king beds, leather lounges and bespoke artworks. Kickons, presumably, are at your place. 

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If you don’t fancy cooking or dining at Marramarra Lodge’s in-house kitchen, pop down to your local for lunch. Berowra Waters Inn is just 15 minutes away by boat, though it’s quicker if you take the chopper.

So what are you waiting for? Smash open your piggy banks, fire up your group chat and pack your bags. Christmas just came early.

Marramarra Lodge is for sale now for $8.8m, check out the full property listing at domain.com.au.