Here you are, in this big, wide chip aisle of a world, with all the flavours under the sun at your very fingertips. And yet, you’ve chosen to stick with the original. What is it that you fear, little one? Change is anathema to you, and rules are made to be followed. You’ve likely never jaywalked, always floss, and no doubt won the perfect attendance award at high school. Oh, and you never order sparkling water for the table. Only tap.
Plain