There’s kitsch, and then there’s… well, this. Following on from its BBQ-flavoured Xbox Controller Shapes, Arnott’s is taking a step further into the gaming realm, releasing a limited-edition Arnott’s Shapes Chicken Crimpy Xbox Series S.

While I’m a hardcore Chicken Crimpy fan (try them with French onion dip – trust me, it’s life-changing), I’m not hardcore enough to want something this ugly in my house. And I own some pretty darn unsightly stuff. You should see my snow globe collection. 

But, as the maxim goes, each to their own. So, if you do want one of these monstrosities, I won’t hold it against you. The only catch? They’re not for sale – you’ll have to win one. 

To be in with a chance to win, head to the Shapes Instagram page, or buy any pack of Shapes from Woolies. Grab some French onion dip while you’re there. You can thank me later. 

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